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Stoned Theory #1

Posted by Hellraiser Nov. 2, 2009 @ 5:17 PM EST

Theory #1:

I was stoned and thinking whether there is an infinite cycle of existance. Like.... we are full of cells and the smallest we are aware of is the atom. And atoms are made up of protons and nuetrons and so on. I was wondering if there are further microscopic cells which create and atom, and so on. For example: Think of the number (1) and continuously divide it by (2). Infinatly, it will become a smaller and smaller number getting closer and closer to 0 but never actually hitting it [(1)/(2)=(0.5)/(2)=(0.25)/(200)=(0.001 3)/(2000)=(0.00...063)/(...)]. Now think of those numbers resembling further microscopic organisms. Also with our universe. As you multiple (1) by (2) coontinously, you will infinatly get larger and larger numbers, maximum refering to our universe as a whole. With a universe dividing into galaxies, into solar systems, into planets/stars, into organisms, into cells, into atoms and so on. Just like a common theory, the universe is just another cycle (such as being an atom in a further larger existance). Maybe refering to dimensions.

Also if you may notice, look at the resemblance of an atom with a solar system.
Wrap your altered minds around this.

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Flash Freestyle Battles!

Posted by Hellraiser Oct. 5, 2009 @ 8:06 PM EDT

Flash Freestyle Battles:
Flash Freestyle Battles '09

I've been looking through my old posts when I came accross the origional Flash Freestyle Battle thread. For those of you who werent around back in '05, it was a thread where animators would set a topic and a deadline with one another and attempt to make a better movie than the challenger.

I've been looking into getting back into animating, but I've become very rusty and lost motivation. I have decided to remake the thread (once again; although my origional remake from '05 was more based on a tournament) in order to help me and as well as other animators test their abilities and give them something to feel better about.

How This Works:

There will be no groups, tournaments, or any mandatory battles. This is for those who have the time to participate and want a little practice or for those who want to test their flash abilities against other animators. You MUST have flash to participate.

Basically, you leave a post with any given topic (such as Alphabetical, Stick Figure, Parody, etc.) and how much time you wish to work on it. From there another artist will respond and state whether they accept the challenge. You arrange a deadline (like 30 minutes, 3 hours, 24 hours, etc.) and expected to post your flash within 15 minutes of the given time.

Just have fun and enjoy yourselfs. Please keep flaming and spam to a minimum and respect eachothers work. If you have any questions or seek any feedback regarding your flash, please, feel free to ask.

Once your flash movies have been posted, other posters will vote among the competing flash movies with a score of 1-5 (1/5,2/5,3/5,4/5,5/5) within 30 minutes after the deadline. The flash with the highest score will be the winner.

Anyone is welcome to join.
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This thread will only be for fun; hence the title "freestyle". No competitions will be held and no prizes will be given. (This had been a major flaw of the previous threads).
Enjoy, and let's see you animate. :)

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I'm Back?

Posted by Hellraiser Sep. 16, 2009 @ 6:09 PM EDT

Well, finally decided to open up Flash and start animating again. Decided to start up a new series inspired by my idea of making one long flash movie with many shorts. First flash movie I've submitted in years hope you guys enjoy.

Stay high. :)

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
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Lol

Posted by Hellraiser Aug. 16, 2009 @ 7:08 AM EDT

^.^

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Wtf

Posted by Hellraiser Aug. 16, 2009 @ 6:27 AM EDT

I forgot NG even existed besides trolling around in my own TF2 crew thread. Been years, what did I miss?...

Has stamper finally come out of the closet?

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"Surf-Elites: Matanza" CS:S Surf Demo!

Posted by Hellraiser Oct. 16, 2008 @ 3:50 PM EDT

**BE SURE TO WATCH IN HIGH QUALITY.

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http://www.surfelites.com/

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CS:S SURF SERVER UP!!!!!

Posted by Hellraiser Sep. 29, 2008 @ 8:05 PM EDT

I GOT A SERVER UP!

I finally got the new server up. It's a 24 slot CS:S Surf server; 66 tic, no block, 105 awesome surf maps, and overall fun server to play.

Come on by. Try it out. Surf with us or even learn to surf from us.

|sE.Surf-Elites||66Tic.Fast DL||Surf's Up!
IP: 208.43.2.54:27015

...Or type 'connect 208.43.2.54:27015' in your CS:S console.

Hope to see many of you there.

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Donations for CSS Surf Clan.

Posted by Hellraiser Sep. 18, 2008 @ 10:44 PM EDT

|sE SURF ELITES
Counter Strike: Source Surf Clan

|sE
|sE is a surf clan that I began. I am currently seeking donations at which would help fund a CSS Surf Server. If you would be kind enough to donate, you will be rewarded with server features.

"We are currently accepting donations to help fund servers and a website. The more you donate, the more you will be rewarded.

Donating will help fund for a server and will reward you once we get one.

When you donate, include your steam ID for basic admin.

Donation options:
Donate $10 a month for 'Admin' on our servers per month.
Donate $5 a month for Reserved Slots per month.

If you donate more at a time, for every $10 you donate you will be admin for a month. For every $30 (at one time) you donate, you will be given four months of admin.

NOTE: If you donate before server is up, you will be placed on a list for rewards."

Donate.
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I WROTE A SONG GUYS!!!!111111111111

Posted by Hellraiser Sep. 14, 2008 @ 7:52 PM EDT

BUBBLES! :

BUBBLES HERE? BUBBLES THERE? BUBBLES WHERE? EVERYWHERE! IN YOUR BONG, ON YOUR FACE, IN MY PANTS, EVERYWHERE! TRA LA LA LA LA BUBBLES EVERYWHERE! TRA LA LA LA LA BUBBLES HERE AND THERE! CHILDREN CRYING, OLD MEN DYEING, BUBBLES FLYING, EVERYWHERE! N**GERS SMILING, WOMAN FILING, DIVORCES PILING, EVERYWHERE! BUBBLES POPPING, CHILDREN COPYING, JEWS ARE HOPPING, EVERYWHERE! BUBBLES FLYING, N**GERS DYING, CHINKS ARE RISING, EVERYWHERE! BUBBLES! LA LA LA LA LA! BUBBLES!

SING ALONG W/ ME!

...TRA LA LA LA LA...

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Intellectual Conversation.

Posted by Hellraiser Sep. 10, 2008 @ 11:49 PM EDT

Well, I was talking to a friend on mine over Steam messenger and we got into this really deap and intellectual conversation concerning the universe and religion. I thought it was pretty interesting so I thought I should share. Feel free to continue the debate.

FUCK Matanza: http://www.cyriak.co.uk/lhc/lhc-webcam s.html
FUCK Matanza: check out this LHC webcam
unknown legend: lol
FUCK Matanza: lol
FUCK Matanza: anyways
FUCK Matanza: whats the point of this shit anyways?
unknown legend: because it can simulate the big bang giving us new energy sources further looks into time travel and something else i cant really tink of right now
FUCK Matanza: how does the big bang have anything to do w/ time travel
FUCK Matanza: big bang is all a bunch of bs
unknown legend: i dunno the exact thing but to time travel we need amazing and i mean like almost as epic as me amounts of energy to power it so the coliding energy can give us a look into that and yes the nig bang is a big ball of ghey
unknown legend: big*
FUCK Matanza: yeah
FUCK Matanza: i mean big bang is stupid because theres no way in hell that the universe was all put together and then randomly exploded'
unknown legend: they all shoop da wooped
FUCK Matanza: sure its expanding, but so is time
FUCK Matanza: if time stopped, would the universe stop?
unknown legend: no time is an allusion
unknown legend: its an invention of man to categorize our lifes
unknown legend: while it can be used in other contexts for the most part time is nothing
FUCK Matanza: time is oviously real
FUCK Matanza: just because it was named by a man
FUCK Matanza: time is the essence of life and the universe
FUCK Matanza: what do you the call the distrance between now and then?
FUCK Matanza: time
FUCK Matanza: its a measurement
unknown legend: ya a measurment so its just used to categorize i mean u could live your life without noing anything about time
FUCK Matanza: exactly
FUCK Matanza: but think of it this way, if time stopped
unknown legend: and if time was so important then how is there so many cdiff time lines
FUCK Matanza: it would be nothing
unknown legend: well if i go smash my clock nothings gonna happen
FUCK Matanza: the universe would be nothing
FUCK Matanza: clock is just measurement of the time and date on this earth
FUCK Matanza: which has to do with the sun and rotation of the earth
FUCK Matanza: but if you think of time in the durtion of the universe
FUCK Matanza: duration*
FUCK Matanza: its endless
unknown legend: in a way but im sure theres an ending point maybe its just me but i find it hard to imagine something being able to go on forever if it has a limit on itself
FUCK Matanza: i think the universe is one big loop
FUCK Matanza: which means infinite
unknown legend: well ya that would work but i usually hear of it as a ever expanding thing
FUCK Matanza: like think of it like this, our universe is probrably nothing more than an atom sized "galaxy" in what is really the "
FUCK Matanza: universe"
FUCK Matanza: etc
unknown legend: ya
unknown legend: but
unknown legend: i mean by using zero we have proved that there can be nothing which could say that there could be a sorta nothing barrier somewhere
unknown legend: meaning an end '
unknown legend: but theres nothing on the other side
FUCK Matanza: well
FUCK Matanza: think of it as a blank peice of paper
FUCK Matanza: you draw all over it and leave no space for anything else to draw
FUCK Matanza: but grab that same drawing
FUCK Matanza: and put it in a large peice of paper
FUCK Matanza: larger*
FUCK Matanza: and add on
FUCK Matanza: i think the universe is endless
FUCK Matanza: but theres a point wheres theres nothing to be found
FUCK Matanza: and as the universe expands
FUCK Matanza: it is still going to be nothing compared whats left
unknown legend: well ya but if its expanding it would need some probly kinda force which unless its in a zero friction enviroment then it would eventually have to run while being in a zero friction enviroment is possible its seems kinda crazy from my view
unknown legend: woops didnt say even though before the end
unknown legend: so im not gonna deny the universe can always expand that still means that there is a current limit
unknown legend: meaing its not never ending unless
unknown legend: woops accidently typed unless :P
FUCK Matanza: hmmm
FUCK Matanza: but think about this
FUCK Matanza: you know the beleive in a different dimesnion
unknown legend: ya
FUCK Matanza: and how a black hole can push you from one to another
unknown legend: yep
FUCK Matanza: wouldnt that also prove infinity?
unknown legend: yes in a way
unknown legend: because that would mean that there could be a never ending limit of dimensions but dimensions are basically copies of our own dimension which would mean that it isnt part of our universe so theres still and end to our universe
unknown legend: but
unknown legend: you could also say that they are connected
unknown legend: but that would mean we wouldnt need black holes to get to them
unknown legend: tbh
unknown legend: i dont have any scinetific backup or anything for my argument this just seems to make sense to me
unknown legend: so dont take this all as fact in any way
FUCK Matanza: ik
FUCK Matanza: but what i meant to say is that
FUCK Matanza: what if the barrier
FUCK Matanza: is where dimensions meet
unknown legend: then it would have to be a wierd expansion process for all the barriers to expand if they are surrounded but that would also mean that theres a sort of plane that holds all these dimension which i dont know what you would call it but that would porbably be the nevr ending thing
FUCK Matanza: hmm
FUCK Matanza: oviously their not
unknown legend: ?
FUCK Matanza: they can be above us
FUCK Matanza: below us
FUCK Matanza: etc etc
FUCK Matanza: if you go far enough
FUCK Matanza: you may actually hit the end of this dimension
FUCK Matanza: what if
FUCK Matanza: the big bang is true
FUCK Matanza: BUT
FUCK Matanza: our entire univberse was nothing but an average star
FUCK Matanza: in a much larger universe
FUCK Matanza: full of other "stars"
FUCK Matanza: which are what we say are the different dimesnions
FUCK Matanza: because as we are expanding
FUCK Matanza: we are collapsing with other particles heading the opplosite direction
unknown legend: hmmm
unknown legend: i needs brain food for this
FUCK Matanza: haha
unknown legend: well if we made this the argument we would just be repeating back to earlier where we could say that there is a final barrier that leads to emptyness
unknown legend: or
unknown legend: we could look at them as overlapping
unknown legend: in which depending on wich plane u existed in you would only live in that dimension
unknown legend: where as black holes or worm holes could be connectors between these
unknown legend: i just thought its kinda hard to tell when one of us is dun talking so ill just say your turn
FUCK Matanza: haha
FUCK Matanza: well it says when we're typing
FUCK Matanza: so thats how i know
unknown legend: ya i check that too
FUCK Matanza: but that could make sence, that we are overlapping with other galaxies etc
FUCK Matanza: or universes etc
FUCK Matanza: but it could be a possibility that everything we know now
FUCK Matanza: is not true
FUCK Matanza: and this is rather far more complex
FUCK Matanza: for even humans to understand
FUCK Matanza: we are oviously not the only life forms in this universe
FUCK Matanza: which is what disproves religion
unknown legend: how that disprove?
FUCK Matanza: religion is man made
FUCK Matanza: and only man
FUCK Matanza: if there were other life forms
FUCK Matanza: chances are that they are some more AND less advanced
FUCK Matanza: but think of it like this
FUCK Matanza: they are lviing in their societies as we do
FUCK Matanza: but religion means nothing to them
FUCK Matanza: and they would see us as stupid for beleiving it
FUCK Matanza: and this is a world where religion never crossed their mind
FUCK Matanza: other than science
FUCK Matanza: wouldnt that dispriove religion?
FUCK Matanza: religion says god put us here
unknown legend: well theres 2 ways to look at that in a historical way
FUCK Matanza: how so
unknown legend: because theres archaeologists that believe that we have had contact with aliens in the past which could explain how we all got religions which would be from alien species
FUCK Matanza: exactly'
FUCK Matanza: which would disprove religon
FUCK Matanza: wait
FUCK Matanza: hmm
unknown legend: doesnt matter cuz theres this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZMwKPm sbWE
FUCK Matanza: ok but religion never states anything other than god dropping us off here
FUCK Matanza: so you're saying that the idea of religion was given to us from aliens?
unknown legend: well you could look at it like this
FUCK Matanza: religion states than man is superior and that god is man
FUCK Matanza: also it will disprove the kingdom of heavon and hell
FUCK Matanza: what happens when stars die? they are sucked up by other stars used as recourses
unknown legend: that as stupid we wouldve been back then that we couldve looked at them as angels in a way because all we knew back then that there was flying fuckers telling us to be good
FUCK Matanza: just like human beings
FUCK Matanza: what you said does make sense
unknown legend: which in how advanced they are they couldve had contact with god
FUCK Matanza: but religion itself
FUCK Matanza: can easily be disproved
FUCK Matanza: hmmm
FUCK Matanza: but god isnt a human
FUCK Matanza: or a man
FUCK Matanza: or a living thing
FUCK Matanza: so how can you have contact with god?
FUCK Matanza: if anything, science is god
FUCK Matanza: at those times, for things people did not understand
FUCK Matanza: they substituted the truth of it w/ god
FUCK Matanza: how did that get there? God.
FUCK Matanza: But really
FUCK Matanza: the magnetic feilds brought it over
FUCK Matanza: blah blah blah
FUCK Matanza: science has already disproved much of religion
FUCK Matanza: and the rest has not YET been discovered
unknown legend: well how has it proved that we got here
FUCK Matanza: so god is it's substitue
FUCK Matanza: there is no proof whatsoever
FUCK Matanza: theres proof of cavemen
FUCK Matanza: which was farrrrr before religion and christ
FUCK Matanza: and those were the days where everyone was ignorant
unknown legend: well i mean how did like how did the universe and earth start
FUCK Matanza: cavemen never believed in religion in the ingorant way people do now
FUCK Matanza: it could be anything
FUCK Matanza: but god is just a substitue for what we do not now
FUCK Matanza: like how we got here
FUCK Matanza: its like saying, i dont know the answer to this math problem, so the answer must be GOD
FUCK Matanza: but somewhere and somehow there is a solution to it
FUCK Matanza: you just do not know it
unknown legend: well exactly so theres no undeniable proof against god
FUCK Matanza: imo
FUCK Matanza: theres a science to everything
FUCK Matanza: possibility that we are aliens brought here due to overpopulaton in another universe (idk lol)
FUCK Matanza: and we were left here to raise ourselfs
unknown legend: ok scinetologist
FUCK Matanza: hahaha
FUCK Matanza: shit
FUCK Matanza: im an atheist
FUCK Matanza: i beleive in evolution
unknown legend: :OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
FUCK Matanza: i have my place
FUCK Matanza: but it may be a possibility
unknown legend: evolution as been disproved...
FUCK Matanza: actually i take that back
FUCK Matanza: cuz ik were not evolved from monkeys
FUCK Matanza: since there is still monkeys here
FUCK Matanza: when it comes to scientology, it states that our emotions are from those dropped in a volcano
FUCK Matanza: and their agony is our souls
FUCK Matanza: thats just BS
unknown legend: exactly
FUCK Matanza: but if aliens had dropped us off here (our god)
FUCK Matanza: then that would make more sense
FUCK Matanza: i should start a bogus religion like that
FUCK Matanza: and make millions
FUCK Matanza: hahahahahahaha
unknown legend: lolz
unknown legend: i wont believe but u could hook me up with a few mill
FUCK Matanza: haha
FUCK Matanza: i dont beleive it either
FUCK Matanza: but im saying that it could be a possiblity
FUCK Matanza: but the same rule would apply for them aswell
FUCK Matanza: that they must have found their way to their planet
FUCK Matanza: it could be that we have evolved from cells
unknown legend: but then there is still the wuestion of how were all the atoms formed
FUCK Matanza: tbh there it will be IMPOSSIBLE
FUCK Matanza: to every figure that out
unknown legend: as of now
FUCK Matanza: as of forever
unknown legend: ?
FUCK Matanza: if time travel did exist
FUCK Matanza: where would we end up?
FUCK Matanza: if the world is expanding, what if our location of the time machine here is a location in the middle of space THEN
FUCK Matanza: since we are moving
FUCK Matanza: if i was in this exact place in the universe 3 months from now
FUCK Matanza: id be in the middle of space
unknown legend: but you couldnt even use time travel as where would we leave off because you would have to have a landing point so with time travel we could only travel between points in time past the first time machine
unknown legend: was built :P
FUCK Matanza: hmmm
FUCK Matanza: like if you say we build a time machine
FUCK Matanza: then a million years later
FUCK Matanza: we could use that machine to go within anytime the machine was built?
unknown legend: kinda
unknown legend: cuz
unknown legend: time machines wouldnt be like the ones in back to the future
FUCK Matanza: i dont think the human body could handle that kind of torture
unknown legend: ?
FUCK Matanza: being travleed through time
FUCK Matanza: you are killing yourself in the process
FUCK Matanza: traveling at that speed
FUCK Matanza: is unhealthy
unknown legend: well look at it like this
FUCK Matanza: and how could you manage to move every atom in your body
FUCK Matanza: to a destination in time
FUCK Matanza: without high speeds
FUCK Matanza: and decompsoing
unknown legend: you dont necessaryily go flying you more as enter a hallway
FUCK Matanza: ok but traveling through time
unknown legend: where theres millions of exiting points which would be the doors
unknown legend: to diff points in time
FUCK Matanza: how long do you think it will take to go from this destination
FUCK Matanza: to then
FUCK Matanza: but
FUCK Matanza: youre not going to be walking through time
FUCK Matanza: every particle in your body is going to somehow be moved
FUCK Matanza: its like carrying an elephant to the moon
FUCK Matanza: it wont survive
FUCK Matanza: scratch that last thoughtr
FUCK Matanza: lol
unknown legend: well theres always the theory of compressing yourself into single particles then rebuild yourself in a sorta machine
FUCK Matanza: ok
FUCK Matanza: but how would you expect to survive that
FUCK Matanza: you are crushing yourself
FUCK Matanza: your brain will be destroyed
unknown legend: well i mean it would be like getting a transplant
unknown legend: then you retach everything
FUCK Matanza: exactly
FUCK Matanza: you cannot survive that
FUCK Matanza: if every organ in your body is removed
FUCK Matanza: but rather than organs
FUCK Matanza: its your organs
unknown legend: lol?
FUCK Matanza: and every atom your organs contain
FUCK Matanza: you cannot survive that
FUCK Matanza: you cannot remove a mans brain
FUCK Matanza: then reattach it
FUCK Matanza: expecting him to live
unknown legend: there brain surgery i mean were on our way
FUCK Matanza: hmmm
FUCK Matanza: ive hit a dead end here
FUCK Matanza: theres not much more i could add onto that
unknown legend: same lolz my brain is dead
FUCK Matanza: hahaha

^ Yeah it's kind of long.

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